Bah. So pissed right now.
BAH.

So, it's been... Almost exactly a month since my last rant, and I thought, since I'm so insanely happy right now, I'd do a bit of an update!

Went shopping yesterday, bought three books from my birthday vouchers and money... Did I mention it was my birthday 10 days ago? Oh. I didn't. How rude, you may now shower me with gifts and money.
Found the new Redwall book Which had been OH SO CONVENIENTLY placed so far away from the other Redwall books... And it's in hardcover... Which really... Kinda... Well... It sucks. But I am happy
Also bought Tamora Pierce's book; Bloodhound, second book in the Beka Cooper series, which is really awesome if you're into heroines and cop stories from... Medieval-ish times.
Aaaaaand I got Firestar's Quest from the Warriors' Series Which is like a sidestory from the main series. Just missed out on one book, but anyways.

And last week, I was sick. ALL WEEK. Which was kinda nice, but it sucked because I had Benign Positional Vertigo See, it even has a fancy name! Yeah, so I couldn't walk and couldn't concentrate and basically lived on water and chicken soup all week. And didn't get any schoolwork done, which is why I'm kinda shitting myself now. So all week, I've been shitsick.

And into the present; It's Mother's Day, so let's be slaves for the day It's also my brother's birthday today, and he's turning 13 Which is pretty epic, I had enough money to buy him a present too.

Oh and guess what. I'm actually, ACTUALLY going to submit a deviation by the week's end. Seriously. My science project, I'm doing a photography thing, since there isn't some kind of drawing element. And I'm using plasticine. So I spent about... 1hr 30mins today making this cross section of a human head. And it's pretty awesome if I do say so myself. Looks like a Wallace and Grommit person Seriously, I could do this for a living. It's probably a little off on the anatomy-scale side of things, but I reckon it's pretty awesome. I used a LOT of toothpick heads to stick things together.AH I'M SO PROUD!

Bad news. The house a.k.a MUM. Switched the internet provider over to TELSTRA. Now for those bods who don't live in Australia... There are pretty much two main contenders for your internet; Optus and Telstra.
It's like using a Mac and a PC, one's always preferable and probably better, and by that I mean a PC. Sure, a Mac might be cheaper, which Telstra is, but it's kinda shoddy, costs a lot to install and repair and it's SLOW. Optus is a little higher priced, but it goes FASTER and you're paying for that extra security bonus, which basically means: Unless there's a bushfire in the middle of the city, or a major nationwide blackout, you'll ALWAYS have internet.
So... In short: MY INTERNET IS SLOW, SHITTY AND THIS PAGE TOOK ABOUT 5MINS TO LOAD. No I'll make it shorter: MY INTERNET IS WORSE THAN DIAL UP.

Anyway, the highlight right now, is my newfound independence and the little head crossection I just made No professional tools, unless toothpicks count I'll probably harden it in the oven when I'm done

What else... I was going to do a really big rant and stuff... But I ran out of things to say.

TTFN

Weeeeeell children, it's been a while since my last... rant I guess.

What's to say... It's the school holidays, I have five projects on my hands with only a week to finish them all. Which sucks.

I'm drawing a bit and actually, ACTUALLY might have something to scan and show you

Completely miserable, so much work to do, so little time.

No more holidays until... What, June. Then no more till November-ish.

But back to art; messing around with a few drawing styles, when I find one I'm remotely happy with, I'll... do stuff or something.

Bah, I'm just so pissed I can't think of anything to say.

Sprung by

1. You must fill out EVERY question! No skipping!
2. Tag five people.
3. Leave a message on their page telling them they're tagged.


Are you…

1. Perfect?
Hell no!

2. Tall?
Hell no again! Only like... 5.5" or something short.

3. In your pajamas?
Oh darn, you just missed me.

4. Left-handed?
Lol no.

Last person…

1. Person you talked to on the phone:
Erm... My Mum.

2. Person who texted you:
Karsha I think...

3. Was today better than yesterday?
It's only just beginning

What's your favorite…

1. Number?
14. Don't know why, just always has been.

2. Color?
ULTRAMARINE BLUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUE.
3. Fruit?
Apples and PEARS.

4. Place?
In bed.

Q&A:

What was the first thing you did this morning when you got up?
Well, I got my brother to pass me my DS because I couldn't be bothered getting up... Then I got dressed.

Is anything bothering you?
Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeees.

What's the last movie you saw?
Erm... I haven't been to the movies in AAAAAAGES. But the last thing I saw was The Curious Case of Benjamin Button, which was epic.

Where did you go last?
To school... To the loo... Erm. Not a very defining question.

Do you smile a lot?
Depeeeeeeeeeends what I'm thinking abouttttttttt.

Do you wish upon a star?
There are a bajillion stars up there. So why bother?

Are you a friendly person?
Hrm... I guess so?

Where did you sleep last night?
WITH YOUR MOM. No, in my bed, just kidding.

When was the last time you cried?
A while ago.

What was your last thought before going to sleep last night?
... Something seeekrit.

On a scale of 1-10, how is your life right now?
About a 7.

What do you hear right now?
The Fray on my speekrs

Does anything hurt right now?
MY FOOT. I HAVE A FUCKING BLISTER ON IT.

What is your favorite month of the year?
APRIL! Because it's not too hot or too cold! And it's my birthday month

What did you do last night?
Survived an Earth Tremor then went on the computer, then went to beddy.

Are you missing anyone right now?
Yeah..

Are you happy?
right now? Not rly.

Are you sad?
Now? Kinda.

Are you bored?
Yes.

Are you nervous?
Nervous? About what? That I'll crash my car going shopping? Lol no.

Are you tired?
A little Three day weekend though!

About You…

What is your real name?
Oh wouldn't you like to know?

Nicknames?
Elle, Eloweasel, Otter

What's the color of your eyes?
Brown-Black

Zodiac sign?
Taurus! Or if you want the Chinese one, I'm a Dog

Are you male or female?
Female... Duh?

What is your favorite moment?
When I have no homework and a fuckload of free time!

Are you a slut?
Nup.

Are you smart?
Yup.

What's the color of your hair?
BLLLLLLLLLLLLLLACCCCCCCK

Is your hair long or short?
LAWNG. IT CAN TOUCH MY ARSE.

Sweats or jeans?
Jeans

Phone or camera?
CameraPhone!

Do you drink or smoke?
NOOOOOO.

Do you have any tattoos?
Nawt yet...

Best friend:
I has many yes.

Holiday:
What? I don't get it.

Currently:
Doing this silly thing.

Eating:
Rice Noodles.

Drinking:
Water

I'm about to:
Go shopping for games

Listening to:
Coldplay!

Plans for today:
Buy something, then play with it/read it and then come back to the internets.

Your preferences for the opposite sex…

Short or tall?
Preferably tall...

Romantic or spontaneous?
Romantic I guess... One can kinda mean the other.

Sensitive or loud?
...Somewhere in between.

Hook-up or a relationship?
Relationship Because that's so much cooler

Have you ever...

Drank bubbles?
Bubbles? As in the champagne or the bath stuff? ... I've done both.

Lost glasses or contacts?
Never had any... Oh wait, I've lost a pair of sunnys before.

Ran away from home?
Almost.

Broken someone's heart?
Hah! No.

Been arrested?
Nupppppp

Do you believe in...

Miracles?
Lol no.

Heaven?
Lol no.

Santa Claus?
Lol no.

Love?
Eeeh... Sometimes.

God?
LOL NO.

Answer the following questions truthfully...

Did you answer all the questions honestly?
Yeah.

And I tag...

... Bah that's it.

Lions can kill humans, they must be awesome!

WRONG.

Sharks can kill seals AND humans... AT ONCE!

FUCKING WRONG.

What about humans? We kill each other all the time AND lions AND sharks!

WRONG AGAIN YOU IDIOT.


I'll tell you the MOST POWERFUL ANIMAL EVER. IT DESTROYS WORLDS.

It's a COW.

COWS. HUMANS EAT THEM. So what. COWS DON'T EVEN HAVE TO WORK TO KILL PLANETS.

THEY JUST FART.

They're that strong.

Humans work for hundreds of years to kill a planet. Cows just FART.


You know what's cool? You can TAME LIONS, you can WRANGLE SHARKS, you can SHOOT HUMANS. But cows still just sit there, and moo. and fart.

Oh right, COW TIPPING!

I love cowies