New Deviation - New shitty poem that people fave for no apparent reason (Fnar lol.)

Bought an R4 for my DS, hopefully I'll play it more now. I wanted to buy Bioshock, it was $10, but my video card is made of cardboard, so no Bioshock for Elliewheeze. Sad really. I really want to play it.

Just got back I miss the country air though... So nice, heaps of cows Cows, I like cows. They're furry.

So the rant: Short Stack. A trio of wild haired EMOS. Their hair looks like they've run through a freaking electric fence and forgot their hairbrushes (worst analogy ever, but it fits.) I swear. All the girls are screaming and OMFG. One of the guys looks EXACTLY like one of my GIRL friends, Maddie. Seriously, I'm gonna put both faces next to each other. Twins. TWIIIIIIIIIIINS. HE'S A SHE. AUUUUUUUUUUUUUGH. And my brother was like so excited that they were on Rove. And I was like; "Omg? Wtf? You sad, sad excuse for a human."

... And that's out of my system.

Now for a meme I stole from someone.


1. Your Name: Eloise
2. Age: 15
3. Single or Taken: Single
4. Favorite Film: Toss Up between Casino Royale and Spirited Away.
5. Favorite Song or Album: Can't choose one song, but anything from Coldplay's album; 'rospekt's March' or 'Viva La Vida'
6. Favorite Band/Artist: Coldplay
7. Dirty or Clean (lolwut.): Clean?
8. Tattoos and/or Piercings: Hrm, I prefer tattoos, but I suppose you can take out most piercings... So... either?
9. Do we know each other outside of dA? I forget who I stole this from, so NO.
10. What's your philosophy on life? Uh? Live then Die? Well, I believe in reincarnation so... I dunno?
11. Is the bottle half-full or half-empty? IT'S A BOTTLE AND I DON'T KNOW WHY PEOPLE ARE STILL TALKING ABOUT IT AFTER 2 MILLENNIA.
12. Would you keep a secret from me if you thought it was in my best interest? Perhaps and most likely, depending on who the person was.
13. What is your favorite memory of us? N/A
14. What is your favorite guilty pleasure? Now, now, if it's a guilty pleasure, I wouldn't be telling you know would I?
15. Tell me one odd/interesting fact about you: I have GINORMOUS tonsils, they're so big, I can make them touch if I gag. Everyone happy?
16. You can have three wishes (for yourself, so forget all the "world peace", etc.). What are they? 1. Always having enough money so I never have to experience 'hard times'
2. Having a wonderful life that I love and enjoy
3. Having someone wonderful and lovely to share it with
17. Can we get together and make a cake? I make.......... Adequate cakes.
18. Which country is your spiritual home? Switzerland? No Canada... No... Australia
19. What is your big weakness? Uh... Guilt, but you can't guilt trip me.
20. Do you think I'm a good person? N/A
21. What was your best/favorite subject at school? Best: English Favourite: (Year 8 English) Now, History.
22. Describe your accent: ... Australian?
23. If you could change anything about me, would you? N/A
24. What do you wear to sleep? Really baggy shirts or a nightie
25. Trousers or skirts? TROWSERZ. No jeans. But yeah. PANTS ALL THE WAY.
26. Cigarettes or alcohol? I hate both, but alcohol in moderation is nice and apparently slightly healthy, despite the Dalai Lama saying it's bad... So I won't have any more SHAMPAGGIN.
27. If I only had one day to live, what would you do? (changed question): Give EVERYTHING I own to charity and go out, with my life savings and hand out money to homeless people on the street, then I'd make sure all my affairs were in order, sit with my family, break down and cry for an hour, slap myself and get over it, eat something REALLY nice for a last meal and die.
28. Will you re-post this so I can fill it out for you? *snort* I STOLE it. SO no.


And if you wanna do it (please do) here's the blank:


1. Your Name:
2. Age:
3. Single or Taken:
4. Favorite Film:
5. Favorite Song or Album:
6. Favorite Band/Artist:
7. Dirty or Clean (lolwha..???):
8. Tattoos and/or Piercings:
9. Do we know each other outside of dA?
10. What's your philosophy on life?
11. Is the bottle half-full or half-empty?
12. Would you keep a secret from me if you thought it was in my best interest?
13. What is your favorite memory of us?
14. What is your favorite guilty pleasure?
15. Tell me one odd/interesting fact about you:
16. You can have three wishes (for yourself, so forget all the "world peace", etc.). What are they?
17. Can we get together and make a cake?
18. Which country is your spiritual home?
19. What is your big weakness?
20. Do you think I'm a good person?
21. What was your best/favorite subject at school?
22. Describe your accent:
23. If you could change anything about me, would you?
24. What do you wear to sleep?
25. Trousers or skirts?
26. Cigarettes or alcohol?
27. If I only had one day to live, what would we do together?
28. Will you re-post this so I can fill it out for you?

Lol NO.

Anyways, time to update the old journal thing. Everyone liked my photos?

So these guys came to my house today and CHOPPED ALL THE TREES. And there were two possums fleeing for their lives and now I'm really sad. D: They were cute too.

In other news, my stupid fag of an English teacher gave us so much homework. So I'm depressed now because we have homework :/ On the holidays. Yes. It just gets worse.

Good news! I'm going on holiday out to the country from ... Thursday (?) to Tuesday (?) Pfft, I dunno, it's gonna be awesome though. Bushwalking, but no roots and rocks, just sand and a couple of tons of kangaroo and wombat shit. I'll wear my GOOD shoes

And who is stalking me for crying out loud? My pageviews have gone up by like 300 since my last entry! D: Well, I suppose it's a good thing, but now I have to do some kind of kiriban thingo. ... LAter.

Now, if you;ll excuse me for the next month or so, I have an entire chapter of Maths to figure out and then two English assignments... Joy.

That well... I have over 3,000 pageviews! XD And Terence has no frickin idea how I got em. And frankly, neither do I, it must be my epic poetry or something stupid like that XD

I'll do something about it later. But now, please enjoy the shitty quality of my Science Talent Search Project Photos! (Yes, yes I finally did it.)



Finished God of War, it was epic. Good ending, but shitty since you can't do anything afterward.

And I'm writing again. Just a bit. I'm writing an EMO story of my... Stuff and a random story based on a drawing of a sword I just did that looks pretty epic.



P.S: Holy Shit I have a lot of watchers for my measly profile?

NEWS: Just bought God of War on PS2, looks good, i'll play it tomorrow.

Uhm. A lot of personal shit going on in my life right now so... I'm just relaxing.

Going to complain about a certain teacher on Tuesday, sick of learning shit and getting yelled at.

Three day week this week! Monday and Friday off!

And now Please do answer

Comment on my good self and repost if you wish!


::WHAT WOULD YOU DO IF I...::

I died:

I kissed you:

I fell:

I lived next door to you:

I showed up at your house unexpectedly:

I stole something:

I was murdered:

I cried:

I asked you to marry me:

I was hospitalized:

::WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT MY::

Personality:

Eyes:

Hair:

Family:

Smile:

::WOULD YOU::

Trust me enough to sleep in the same bed as me?

Keep a secret if I told you one?

Hold my hand?

Study with me?

Cook for me?

Love me?

Date me?

Have sex with me?

::HAVE YOU EVER::

Lied to make me feel better?

Wanted to kiss me?

Wanted to kill me?

Broke my heart?

Thought I was unbearably annoying?

Hated me?

Wanted to tell me something but didn't?

Wondered about my sanity?

Wanted to do something to me?

::More::

When and how did we meet?

Describe me in three words.

What was your first impression of me?

What do you think of me now?

What reminds you of me?

Could you see us together forever?

When's the last time you saw me?

Would you ever question my loyalty to you?

Stick by my side till the very end?

Are you gonna repost this to see what I say about you?



"It is the universe that makes fun of us all."
"Why would the universe make fun of us all?"
"Maybe it's insecure." --- LIFE