THE MOST POWERFUL ANIMAL IN THE ENTIRE WORLD
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Sharks can kill seals AND humans... AT ONCE!
FUCKING WRONG.
What about humans? We kill each other all the time AND lions AND sharks!
WRONG AGAIN YOU IDIOT.
I'll tell you the MOST POWERFUL ANIMAL EVER. IT DESTROYS WORLDS.
It's a COW.
COWS. HUMANS EAT THEM. So what. COWS DON'T EVEN HAVE TO WORK TO KILL PLANETS.
THEY JUST FART.
They're that strong.
Humans work for hundreds of years to kill a planet. Cows just FART.
You know what's cool? You can TAME LIONS, you can WRANGLE SHARKS, you can SHOOT HUMANS. But cows still just sit there, and moo. and fart.
Oh right, COW TIPPING!
I love cowies 
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So how are you doing anyhoo? School kinda sucks for me right now. I miss my old teachers.
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To have one's heart torn asunder is the most painful, yet pleasing thing in the world.
Ever notice that the world goes off if there are nude photos of children... But there are naked babies on calendars?
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mmmm... Rhubarb Leaves... *drools*
*eats the leaves and falls into seizures*
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To have one's heart torn asunder is the most painful, yet pleasing thing in the world.
Ever notice that the world goes off if there are nude photos of children... But there are naked babies on calendars?
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