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THE MOST POWERFUL ANIMAL IN THE ENTIRE WORLD

Thu Feb 19, 2009, 2:08 AM
  • Mood: Zest
  • Listening to: Coldplay
  • Reading: Jacqueline Carey
  • Watching: Life
  • Playing: Spore
  • Eating: Dumplings! Lots of dumplings!
  • Drinking: Water
Lions can kill humans, they must be awesome!

WRONG.

Sharks can kill seals AND humans... AT ONCE!

FUCKING WRONG.

What about humans? We kill each other all the time AND lions AND sharks!

WRONG AGAIN YOU IDIOT.


I'll tell you the MOST POWERFUL ANIMAL EVER. IT DESTROYS WORLDS.

It's a COW.

COWS. HUMANS EAT THEM. So what. COWS DON'T EVEN HAVE TO WORK TO KILL PLANETS.

THEY JUST FART.

They're that strong.

Humans work for hundreds of years to kill a planet. Cows just FART.


You know what's cool? You can TAME LIONS, you can WRANGLE SHARKS, you can SHOOT HUMANS. But cows still just sit there, and moo. and fart.

Oh right, COW TIPPING! :D

:D I love cowies :D

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~rhubarbleaves12864 Feb 19, 2009, 3:20:13 AM
hahaha! too bad we can't tame a cow to stop farting. :(

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mmmm... Rhubarb Leaves... *drools*
*eats the leaves and falls into seizures* :nirvana:
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~teekesselchen Feb 19, 2009, 8:12:02 AM
according to your definition my brother is a cow %D
well apart from the being eaten part...
reminds me of some nightmare i had years ago o__O
*ramble*
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~Otterbane Feb 19, 2009, 10:36:26 PM
Your brother farts METHANE gas? WICKED. :P

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To have one's heart torn asunder is the most painful, yet pleasing thing in the world.

Ever notice that the world goes off if there are nude photos of children... But there are naked babies on calendars?
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~Otterbane Feb 19, 2009, 10:36:36 PM
... Lol buttplug. *shot*

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To have one's heart torn asunder is the most painful, yet pleasing thing in the world.

Ever notice that the world goes off if there are nude photos of children... But there are naked babies on calendars?
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~rhubarbleaves12864 Feb 20, 2009, 4:20:25 AM
I'd put giant plastic bags around their butts but then again, when they poo, they'll tear the bag apart. XD

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mmmm... Rhubarb Leaves... *drools*
*eats the leaves and falls into seizures* :nirvana:
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~Otterbane Feb 20, 2009, 4:46:49 PM
... :fear:

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To have one's heart torn asunder is the most painful, yet pleasing thing in the world.

Ever notice that the world goes off if there are nude photos of children... But there are naked babies on calendars?
:iconteekesselchen:
~teekesselchen Feb 21, 2009, 6:22:34 AM
i dont care WHAT he farts, id just appreciate it, if it was scentless xD
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~Otterbane Feb 21, 2009, 6:21:21 PM
Hahahah!

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To have one's heart torn asunder is the most painful, yet pleasing thing in the world.

Ever notice that the world goes off if there are nude photos of children... But there are naked babies on calendars?
:iconrhubarbleaves12864:
~rhubarbleaves12864 Feb 21, 2009, 11:21:37 PM
:puke:

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mmmm... Rhubarb Leaves... *drools*
*eats the leaves and falls into seizures* :nirvana:
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